May 2013
I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
niqqaniall:
i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
I’m 21 but this still applies
kisschases:
if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via ohmyitspie)
stylesthirst:
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
dragonholiday:
have you ever touched your own butt and just felt really powerful
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
tinyfacts:
Researchers in Indonesia have discovered what looks like a teeny tiny dragon. As yet, we have no information on whether they guard small piles of gold or attack miniature castles. This was a nesting female found in the Lambsuango Forest reserve in 2009 and was immediately released after this photograph was taken.
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teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
